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Limerick Contest
What fun! These limericks were submitted by fans during our recent Round Barn Limerick Contest. Some of them
don't quite follow the rules of a limerick, but what the heck...they were all creative none the less making it difficult to choose
a winner! Thanks to everyone who participated. We hope you had as much fun creating them as we did reading them.
don't quite follow the rules of a limerick, but what the heck...they were all creative none the less making it difficult to choose
a winner! Thanks to everyone who participated. We hope you had as much fun creating them as we did reading them.
I open a bottle of Round Barn's Cocoa Stout,
As the liquid pours, I begin to pout.
I set down my glass,
The head settles, alas,
I now can enjoy, what the fuss is about.
Winning limerick submitted by: Larry Webster
As the liquid pours, I begin to pout.
I set down my glass,
The head settles, alas,
I now can enjoy, what the fuss is about.
Winning limerick submitted by: Larry Webster
There once was a man, none was meaner
Who had a very nasty demeanor
He refused to cheer up,
until he tried a cup
of the Round Barn Gewurztraminer
submitted by: Dan Milligan
There's a chardonnay from the western shore,
A Lake Michigan Estate thats for sure,
Barrel aged in a barn,
It goes great with a yarn,
As the balance of fruits you will savor!
submitted by: Larry Webster
Round Barn improves every year,
From wine to spirits to beer,
But they often perplex,
With a wine soft and complex,
As you'll find in their own Vineyard Tears.
submitted by: Larry Webster
There once was a man from Nantucket,
He used to drink wine from a bucket,
What changed?, you may ask,
Round Barn by the glass,
And he took his bucket and chucked it!
submitted by: Larry Webster
There once was a barn that was round
And to my delight, I found
Not horses and swine
But bottles of wine!
And music, in the background.
submitted by: Lauren Milligan
There once was a sly sneaky prowler
Who drank up all the growlers
At night he'd appear
And drink all the beer
Then stare at the moon and just howl "errrrrrr"
submitted by: Stephanie Jones
There once was a girl who went for the tasting
Sipped then gulp she doesnt like wasting
The sweets & whites & reds were so fine
But oh what a time when she tried the DiVine
submitted by: Stephanie Jones
Who had a very nasty demeanor
He refused to cheer up,
until he tried a cup
of the Round Barn Gewurztraminer
submitted by: Dan Milligan
There's a chardonnay from the western shore,
A Lake Michigan Estate thats for sure,
Barrel aged in a barn,
It goes great with a yarn,
As the balance of fruits you will savor!
submitted by: Larry Webster
Round Barn improves every year,
From wine to spirits to beer,
But they often perplex,
With a wine soft and complex,
As you'll find in their own Vineyard Tears.
submitted by: Larry Webster
There once was a man from Nantucket,
He used to drink wine from a bucket,
What changed?, you may ask,
Round Barn by the glass,
And he took his bucket and chucked it!
submitted by: Larry Webster
There once was a barn that was round
And to my delight, I found
Not horses and swine
But bottles of wine!
And music, in the background.
submitted by: Lauren Milligan
There once was a sly sneaky prowler
Who drank up all the growlers
At night he'd appear
And drink all the beer
Then stare at the moon and just howl "errrrrrr"
submitted by: Stephanie Jones
There once was a girl who went for the tasting
Sipped then gulp she doesnt like wasting
The sweets & whites & reds were so fine
But oh what a time when she tried the DiVine
submitted by: Stephanie Jones
They have cranberry, apple, & raspberry wine;
They even have vodka, its name Divine;
Buy a bottle, or buy a case,
To run out, would be disgrace.
The taste of Round Barn doth truly shine!
submitted by: Larry Webster
There once a gal from Nantucket
Who collected her corks in a bucket
She switched to ales & stouts
And forgot all about
Her corks and thought "oh Forget it"
submitted by: Stephanie Jones
Best way to please Miss Mandy
Is to give her chocolate candy
Unless you can
Get her hands
On Round Barn's DiVine; "a brandy"
submitted by: Betti Jackie
There once was a barn shaped round,
Whose products did certainly abound.
The beer is great.
The wine is first rate.
And the vodka will surely astound.
submitted by: Ed Gill
Should you be hanging on by a yarn,
Or just not giving darn,
Come have great beer and great wine,
And the vodka's Divine,
We all must meet at Round Barn!
submitted by: Jeff Couture
There once was a girl who loved sweet,
The drys couldn't even compete,
And then she got older -
Her taste buds got bolder,
Now merlot OR riesling -- a treat!!!
submitted by: Kathy Filipiak
They even have vodka, its name Divine;
Buy a bottle, or buy a case,
To run out, would be disgrace.
The taste of Round Barn doth truly shine!
submitted by: Larry Webster
There once a gal from Nantucket
Who collected her corks in a bucket
She switched to ales & stouts
And forgot all about
Her corks and thought "oh Forget it"
submitted by: Stephanie Jones
Best way to please Miss Mandy
Is to give her chocolate candy
Unless you can
Get her hands
On Round Barn's DiVine; "a brandy"
submitted by: Betti Jackie
There once was a barn shaped round,
Whose products did certainly abound.
The beer is great.
The wine is first rate.
And the vodka will surely astound.
submitted by: Ed Gill
Should you be hanging on by a yarn,
Or just not giving darn,
Come have great beer and great wine,
And the vodka's Divine,
We all must meet at Round Barn!
submitted by: Jeff Couture
There once was a girl who loved sweet,
The drys couldn't even compete,
And then she got older -
Her taste buds got bolder,
Now merlot OR riesling -- a treat!!!
submitted by: Kathy Filipiak
There are now two wine lovers pleading
For the dessert wine they are needing
Round Barn: We Beseech
Please bring back the Peach
We'd rather be wining than whining
submitted by: J.W. Ricketts
The round barn is the place to be
Where you can sip wine for free
But if you have too much
Don't fuss or loose trust
Just leave the rest of the sipping for me
submitted by: Bill Selrest
There once was a barn that was round,
Where skilled winemakers could be found.
Although it's quite clear
They do wonders with beer
And they have the best vodka around.
submitted by: Maggie Boleyn
I once thought wine was divine
And other spirits were so fine.
Then they transformed the grape
With an effort so great
And now my vodka's DIVINE!!
submitted by: Shaun Wade
There once was a vodka that was Divine,
It mixed well with any red or white wine.
We bought it in Michigan,
And came back again.
Call up or order online!
submitted by: Lisa Schell
I know a lady from Kokomo
who while moving last month, broke her toe.
To help ease the pain
and get an antioxidant gain
she savored your dark fruity merlot.
For the dessert wine they are needing
Round Barn: We Beseech
Please bring back the Peach
We'd rather be wining than whining
submitted by: J.W. Ricketts
The round barn is the place to be
Where you can sip wine for free
But if you have too much
Don't fuss or loose trust
Just leave the rest of the sipping for me
submitted by: Bill Selrest
There once was a barn that was round,
Where skilled winemakers could be found.
Although it's quite clear
They do wonders with beer
And they have the best vodka around.
submitted by: Maggie Boleyn
I once thought wine was divine
And other spirits were so fine.
Then they transformed the grape
With an effort so great
And now my vodka's DIVINE!!
submitted by: Shaun Wade
There once was a vodka that was Divine,
It mixed well with any red or white wine.
We bought it in Michigan,
And came back again.
Call up or order online!
submitted by: Lisa Schell
I know a lady from Kokomo
who while moving last month, broke her toe.
To help ease the pain
and get an antioxidant gain
she savored your dark fruity merlot.
The Round Barn Winery is a family biz
and let me tell you, they have some of the best damn wine around that there is.
From Pinot Gris, Merlot and Chardonnay
to Apple, Peach, Demi Sec and Cranberry.
More than just a winery, they're brewing beer too.
There's Summer Wheat and Cocoa Stout to Amber Ale and Cherry Port,
Why didn't anyone tell me this beer has a cork?
Let's not forget the one thing that makes them famous,
it's their vodka made of grapes that's totally outrageous.
So my recommendation to you is this;
that you get down there soon and ask for Matt or Chris.
They'll give you a tour, they'll let you sample wine,
they'll offer you a beer or maybe some Divine.
The experience you'll have will definitely not be your last
because you'll be telling all your friends that the Round Barn Winery is a blast!
submitted by: Kimberly Brown-Rojics
and let me tell you, they have some of the best damn wine around that there is.
From Pinot Gris, Merlot and Chardonnay
to Apple, Peach, Demi Sec and Cranberry.
More than just a winery, they're brewing beer too.
There's Summer Wheat and Cocoa Stout to Amber Ale and Cherry Port,
Why didn't anyone tell me this beer has a cork?
Let's not forget the one thing that makes them famous,
it's their vodka made of grapes that's totally outrageous.
So my recommendation to you is this;
that you get down there soon and ask for Matt or Chris.
They'll give you a tour, they'll let you sample wine,
they'll offer you a beer or maybe some Divine.
The experience you'll have will definitely not be your last
because you'll be telling all your friends that the Round Barn Winery is a blast!
submitted by: Kimberly Brown-Rojics
